[ That would be terrifying and Yachi might actually have a literal heart attack if she saw Bokuto's head turn like that. That's not how necks work!!
But the enthusiasm and excitement Bokuto has for moving pieces of meat, Yachi absolutely does not have and will never have, gripping the sleeve over his elbow tight so he doesn't reach out and try to touch it. ]
Maybe... Your stomach acid will probably kill it but— [ WAIT NO, WE'RE NOT DISCUSSING THIS ]
Never mind that! You can't eat it! What if it tears you apart from inside your stomach!??
[ First of all, it's on the ground and we are absolutely not eating this, but here are 34289063 other reasons why this is a bad idea and Yachi can explain them all. ]
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But the enthusiasm and excitement Bokuto has for moving pieces of meat, Yachi absolutely does not have and will never have, gripping the sleeve over his elbow tight so he doesn't reach out and try to touch it. ]
Maybe... Your stomach acid will probably kill it but— [ WAIT NO, WE'RE NOT DISCUSSING THIS ]
Never mind that! You can't eat it! What if it tears you apart from inside your stomach!??
[ First of all, it's on the ground and we are absolutely not eating this, but here are 34289063 other reasons why this is a bad idea and Yachi can explain them all. ]