[ She makes a discontent noise and shrugs. ]

Hm, yeah– doesn't sound great no matter how you cut it.

[ And then, in an instant, she drops the feigned offense for a more neutral and bored frown. ]

Unclench, for a second– I'm just fucking with you.

[ She reaches over, tugging just a bit too hard on an errant lock of the other girls hair before finally standing proper. ]

That's not even close to the worst thing anyone's ever called me.