[ damn she's really that scared about skeletons of all things... let's just not mention that he'd been pretty unnerved by them too. i mean, annoyed. yeah. what irritating assholes.

he shoves a pumpkin bowl against of them, watches it catch it clatteringly. ]

You see all this candy? Give it out. There might be other assholes out there who have no idea this place is full of this sugary shit... give it to them or bring them back here if they're hungry.

[ and the creature gives him a wide-eyed-socket look before enthusiastically clattering its bones at its friends. it takes only a short amount of ruckus and skeletal bony noises before the troupe of them head out, arms laden with pumpkins and candies. like reverse trick or treaters bringing it out to random passerby. ]

Those bastards probably have too much time on their hands.

Just put 'em to work. [ THERE. now they're out of their hair. finally. ]