Some people will get offended anyway. I wouldn't waste my time worrying about it. [Bluntly, punctuating that statement with a shrug. This is just how she is, unfortunately.] Trying to please everyone is just going to backfire on you in the end, you know.

[Moral of the story is that life sucks and then you die. Be an asshole to people once in a while. It's liberating.]

I won't, but I'm still stuck here. So what else is there?