[Excuse you. Her ass and the bug that crawled up it have a very lovely, caring relationship. It's been going three years strong.]
How considerate of you. [Dryly. Like she wasn't the one to start being petty in the first place. Wow.] I'll pretend to be distraught later, just for you.
[Okay. But she totally started this?
Anyway— Pushing herself away from the tree, she turns on her heel and starts walking in the same direction Sumo ran off to. The benefit of having a computer for a brain is that your sense of direction is on point, so? Looks like Lassie isn't going to fall down a ditch, after all.]
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How considerate of you. [Dryly. Like she wasn't the one to start being petty in the first place. Wow.] I'll pretend to be distraught later, just for you.
[Okay. But she totally started this?
Anyway— Pushing herself away from the tree, she turns on her heel and starts walking in the same direction Sumo ran off to. The benefit of having a computer for a brain is that your sense of direction is on point, so? Looks like Lassie isn't going to fall down a ditch, after all.]