Well, for me, it usually involves being thrown in jail.

[He says this like it's been a pretty normal part of his life, lately. Ostensibly he's been kidnapped by aliens before.]

But... I don't know anything about this place. At least nobody here seems to care about my mom. [He hesitates, and then adds:] She was an alien war criminal slash secret space princess so I guess that's kind of where my whole frame of reference comes from...