[Okay, that's enough to derail even Connor's train of thought, which usually adheres to its tracks like it were the last thing holding the whole of the world together. Again, he tells himself that surprise should not register when he hears something like this; that by the very nature of the rules of the universe bending (and a magical witch) to bring him here, he should be quicker to accept ideas that normally sound irrational. Impossible.

So the subjects of clean wipes versus returning from the dead? Suddenly the two concepts are fighting for domination in his head. Probably noticeable by lengthy pause that follows.]

All right. I had more questions for you, but now you've introduced the concept of returning from the dead, and now I admittedly don't know where to go from here.

[At least Connor is honest.]