What, shit, you're telling me if you could kick a dude in the face, flash some thigh, and look hot as hell while doin it, you wouldn't? Bullshit.

[Hank might be airing out a little bit more of his own personal fantasies than he would if this was a sober night. But you know what? He doesn't even mind. He's right. The desire to be a hot badass - or be close to one, either or - is probably universal.]